I am eating an apple. It’s kind of difficult to type while eating an apple. But that’s not going to stop me! Adversity? I laugh in the face of adversity! Hahahaha!
Granted, that adversity is mild and self-imposed…but still…I laugh…rhetorically…
Alright, apple is in my belly and trash can now and I can type properly. What shall I type about? This always is the question.
Oh, I know. There was this little thing called a national election yesterday. Perhaps you’ve heard of it. President Obama has been elected to another four years in that office. There were many notable races for other offices throughout the country, but I’m not going to type about that today. After all, that’s what the news is for.
What I will type about in regards to politics is my new plan for world domination…I mean…something that sounds less bad…I noticed that, on the ballot in my area, many of the races were uncontested. The incumbent, in most cases, or somebody new who was in that same party, was the only option (besides write-in) for most of the local and state offices. This is fine. In fact, it may even be good. For me. And my world domination plans. You see, by simply getting onto the ballot and being in the opposite party, I would have a fairly decent chance at getting quite a few votes. In an area where a few votes are the total…well…I could, conceivably, win. Of course, with some advertising and campaigning, that likelihood would increase. By starting at the local level and building a name for myself, getting to the state level wouldn’t be too difficult (really. Don’t argue this point. It’s undeniably true). After that, it would be only a matter of time before I was elected to national office…and then…THE WORLD!!!!!! Yup, that’s my plan and my goal. The sheep from Alaska will rule the world! Muahahahahaha. Plus, as we already established in this post, adversity will not stop me. I will not give up. I will take over.
Seriously, though, I could run for local office or state senate or something without too much trouble, theoretically. At least until someone found this post about taking over the world and took it out of context and turned it against me. Then I might have some difficulty. But I could still pull through. Maybe I should give up on my teaching aspirations and start politicking. I think, though, that I could do more good without running for office. Like use that theoretical money to start up my nonprofit. Or finish my education and be an excellent teacher.
That was a relatively short post, but I think I’m done for now. Perhaps more will come this afternoon. Then again, perhaps not. We shall see.